Plagiarismismism

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The Perfect Crime

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

-Dwight

Like everything bad on the internet…

it must be spread:

http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/2009/12/23/guy-posts-his-sisters-hookup-list-to-facebook-and-tags-all-the-guys/

DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

http://www.cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

baby cakes

Chimichummy asked if we were virgins. I said, No, because I can’t give birth to a Jesus.

“Ash’s Mom…

…is so hot. I just want to Horn Drill her Cloyster.” -Teng Fei’s secret desires

Sex isn’t a sport. There’s a defending team in sports. Rape is a sport. -STERN kids in discussion

“Oh no, betrayal!” -Shayanta

if

if you look like a retard and talk like a retard, you might be a retard.

poli

“High five!”

“No.”

christmas

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/12/26/

street

I grew up on the street. No, not the hood. Sesame Street.